Ranking the Best Taglines from The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 5

Three weeks into The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 5, we’ve finally been treated to the much-anticipated taglines! While fans of The Real Housewives of New York received their taglines well before the premiere, RHOSLC made us wait. But the question is: was it worth the wait?

RHOSLC has a unique history with taglines. Jen Shah, for instance, made history when her tagline, “The only thing I’m guilty of is being Shah-mazing!” was famously used against her in court. So, with such a dramatic past, we couldn’t help but wonder if Season 5 would deliver something equally shocking. Did any of the Housewives surprise us with their taglines? How did newcomer Bronwyn Newport fare on her first attempt? And what about Mary Cosby—her first tagline in three years?

Without further ado, here’s a breakdown of the Season 5 RHOSLC taglines, ranked from best to worst.

1. Lisa Barlow: “Tequila is my livelihood, and my lifestyle is always top shelf”

Once again, Lisa Barlow claims the top spot for best tagline. This marks her second consecutive win in the RHOSLC tagline game, and it seems she’s on track to dominate every season so far. Her line perfectly reflects her confidence and brand, with her beloved tequila business taking center stage. Lisa’s quotes have always been memorable, and this one, which ties into her tequila-fueled party that kicked off the season, is no different. It’s fun, bold, and pure Lisa.

2. Mary Cosby: “God is my shepherd, and you all look like sheep”

Mary Cosby returns to the tagline game with a hilarious and nonsensical line that made fans laugh out loud. Whether or not it makes complete sense doesn’t seem to matter—Mary’s charm lies in her unpredictability. Her last tagline in Season 2, “Don’t come for me, or I will send Jesus after you,” became iconic. While her new line is less shocking, it’s quintessential Mary, earning extra points for originality and comedy.

3. Angie Katsanevas: “You may have been in a sorority, but I’m Greek for life, baby!”

Angie Katsanevas’ debut tagline makes an immediate impact. Now holding the central snowflake in the opening credits, Angie uses her Greek heritage to her advantage, embracing her roots with humor and pride. Fans on Instagram loved it, declaring this season to belong to both Angie and Mary. Her playful approach shows why she’s quickly becoming a fan favorite.

4. Bronwyn Newport: “The only thing muted you’ll find in my wardrobe is my black card”

Bronwyn Newport, the newest addition to the Salt Lake City crew, makes her tagline debut with a statement about her lavish lifestyle and bold fashion sense. Known for her couture outfits and wealth, Bronwyn stands out as one of the richest Housewives in RHOSLC. However, while her tagline is fun, it doesn’t offer much beyond highlighting her wealth and wardrobe. Hopefully, future episodes will reveal more about her personality beyond her fabulous style.

5. Heather Gay: “Don’t play me – I’ve got the receipts, proof, and the screenshots”

Heather Gay brings back her famous Season 4 quote for her Season 5 tagline. The line “Receipts! Proof! Screenshots! Timeline!” became a cultural phenomenon, even making its way into Congress and on social media. While it’s understandable that she’d want to capitalize on the viral moment, the repetition may feel tiresome to some viewers who’ve heard it too often. There’s no denying Heather’s tagline is iconic, but after a year of constant exposure, it’s starting to lose its punch.

6. Whitney Rose: “On my healing journey, I always travel first class”

Whitney Rose’s tagline feels overly familiar, particularly for anyone who’s followed her long-standing “healing journey.” Fans were hoping she would lean into her role as the season’s villain, especially after reaching out to the group’s sworn enemy. Instead, she offers a tagline that feels similar to Real Housewives of Atlanta star NeNe Leakes’ Season 12 line, “I’m on a spiritual journey and still flying first class.” The lack of originality and the overused “healing” narrative make this tagline one of the weaker ones.

7. Meredith Marks: “I’m known for my tub, and this year I’m bathing in glory”

Meredith Marks finishes last in our ranking. While she’s one of the strongest personalities in RHOSLC, her taglines often fall flat, and this year is no different. Yes, one of her storylines involves bath bombs, but referencing her love of baths again feels redundant. Meredith’s tagline lacks creativity, leaving fans wanting something fresher and more reflective of her dynamic persona.

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And there you have it—the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 5 taglines, ranked from best to worst. Some brought the fun and originality, while others felt repetitive. Regardless, we’re excited to see how these taglines play out over the course of the season.